Monday, October 24, 2005
Adventures in Beer: The Party Barn
If a Viking warrior lives a noble life and dies in battle, he shall go to Valhalla. If you are sober enough to drive, you can go to the Party Barn. It's much easier than looting a small country and just as fun.
The selection is merely okay, but you can actual drive into this converted garage and have your car filled with beer or liquor, like you would gasoline or wiper fluid. Now that's service!
Party Barn is where I got Shipyard's Pumpkin Ale, which is mediocre, with a very unnatural pumpkin aftertaste. Mostly it tastes like beer with something vaguely wrong with it. And if you didn't know it was supposed to be that way, Pumpkinny, I think you'd mistake it for being on the experimental side of boring. But, hey, I sure did love visiting the Party Barn. And what kind of selection could you expect from people who work in a barn, anyway? I grew up in central New York state and the only connoisseurs who set foot in barns where usually looking for a different kind of party which often times landed them in jail on sodomy charges. Party Barn is nothing like that. The prices are reasonable, and if you're looking to load up on some tried-and-true commercial beers, they've got your ass covered. Ass coverage is very important, especially in barns.
Party Barn - 3300 Guadalupe StAustin, TX 78705
The selection is merely okay, but you can actual drive into this converted garage and have your car filled with beer or liquor, like you would gasoline or wiper fluid. Now that's service!
Party Barn is where I got Shipyard's Pumpkin Ale, which is mediocre, with a very unnatural pumpkin aftertaste. Mostly it tastes like beer with something vaguely wrong with it. And if you didn't know it was supposed to be that way, Pumpkinny, I think you'd mistake it for being on the experimental side of boring. But, hey, I sure did love visiting the Party Barn. And what kind of selection could you expect from people who work in a barn, anyway? I grew up in central New York state and the only connoisseurs who set foot in barns where usually looking for a different kind of party which often times landed them in jail on sodomy charges. Party Barn is nothing like that. The prices are reasonable, and if you're looking to load up on some tried-and-true commercial beers, they've got your ass covered. Ass coverage is very important, especially in barns.Party Barn - 3300 Guadalupe StAustin, TX 78705
